this guy in my personal finance class pointed at my water bottle and asked me “why are girls always drinking that” and i was like “water?” he asked me why girls are always drinking water
Gospels from the mouth of DanRad
"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"
if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me
IT HAS RETURNED
i love every part of this
talk furby to me
Bae: wanna get something to eat?
Me: I’m broke shawd
Bae: it’s okay I got you