Oh no I spilled water all over my chem notes
I think it says something that this got three likes on facebook but over 15,000 notes on tumblr.
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GUYS AT WORK WE WERE DOING A GLASS PAINTING PROJECT AND MY DESIGN WAS THIS
THATS GALLIFREYAN FOR “FUCK BITCHES, GET MONEY.”
PLOT TWIST 2: IT’S GONNA BE ON DISPLAY IN MY CITY’S ART GALLERY
this is my most reblogged text post
hahaha can you imagine the doctor strolling into that city art gallery and doing a double take at that
YEAH, SHE’S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN.
THERE WE GO. PAGE 236. LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS.
|—||Helen Mirren (via dyagonal)|
dear educational system, allow me to tell you a thing
I like learning. what I don’t like is memorising tons of information that will most likely not be needed later in life. what I really don’t like is my future depending on how well I do in exams on said useless information. what I really hate is my intelligence being judged by my school grades
SOMEONE FUCKING SAID IT THANK YOU
only 100 in 5 weeks
man her game is weak
That’s 100 episodes in 35 days.
That’s 2.8 episodes a day.
I’ve had casual watching more intensive than that.
Me with Gossip Girl right now.
I’ve literally watched whole seasons in one day.
That’s approximately 22-24 forty minute episodes in 24 hours.
Get on my level.
I had a dream where every person, at exactly midnight on new years following their 22nd birthday, they possessed the body of their soulmate and people ran around trying to figure out who they were so that they could find eachother, and they left notes for the body’s owner to find with their address. And there were some language gaps so people had to translate it and travel to different countries carrying the notes they were left, and it was great
write a book right now
Interesting, this shows the probably of a child’s eye color based on the eye color of its parents!
i am the 12.5%
my mom has blue eyes and my dad has brown eyes and i have green eyes so……. i am the 0%
are you by any chance adopted
reblogging just for that last comment
i am the 50% and my little brother is the 37.5%……….little shit
I am the 99% #occupy