heard you were—fuck
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit
that girl you just called fat? who cares about her backstory, you just shouldn’t be a dick to people
like do we really need a tragic story to get people to stop being mean to each other wtf
Remember the possum who broke into a bakery and ate so many danishes that he couldn’t leave?
Remember when everyone in the world found out what an Australian Possum looked like?
OH MY FUCKING THANK YOU
Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting
gently bap your passum
i got accused of stealing a pair of shoes once and then got sent to this camp where i had to dig holes to build character as my punishment and while i was there i ran away in search for my friend who also ran away and broke my family’s curse
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
Big Bad Wolf, indeed.
"WHOSAN APEX PREDATOR? IS IT YOU? IS IT YOU? IT IS YOU!"